Aug 19

In 1671, Colonel Blood, an Irish adventurer, presented himself to the keeper of the Tower of London disguised as a country parson. Blood was accompanied by a woman whom he introduced as his wife. During the tour of the Tower, the “wife” fainted and the keeper took them both to his rooms. During the conversation which followed, Blood managed to extract information about the private life of the keeper, Talbot Edwards. He found out that Edwards had an unmarried daughter, and he made up a wealthy nephew who would make a suitable husband for her.

The union was agreed upon and, a few days later, the wedding party arrived at the Tower. Each member of the bridegroom’s party had a sword concealed under his coat. While they were waiting for Edward’s daughter to appear, someone suggested a visit to the Jewel Room. As soon as the group entered, Talbot was gagged and hit on the head with a mallet.

The thieves did not get far, however. The alarm was raised by Talbot’s son and the gang was captured before they had time to escape from the Tower. They still had all of the loot with them.

Surprisingly, Colonel Blood was never punished for the robbery. He insisted on confessing his crime before the king. Charles II, having a similar sense of humour to Blood’s, was amused by his stories and his adventurous spirit. Blood was allowed to return unharmed to his estates in Ireland.

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     世界上最大的宝石金刚石名叫“库利南”,它的发现是相当偶然的。1905年1月25日,南非(阿扎尼亚)的普列米尔矿山(亦称总理矿),有一个名叫威尔士的经理人员,偶尔看见矿场的地上半露出一块闪闪发光的东西,他用小刀将它挖出来一看,是一块巨大的宝石金刚石。它的重量用当时的旧克拉单位(1克拉=205毫克)为 3024.75克拉。换算成现在通用的公制克拉(1克拉=200毫克)为3106克拉,即621.2克。体积约为5×6.5×l0cm,相当于一个成年男子的拳头。它纯净透明,带有淡蓝色调,是最佳品级的宝石金刚石。一直到现在,它还是世界上发现的最大的宝石金刚石。

库利南不是一个完整的晶体,它只是一个大晶体的一部分碎块。库利南由于太大,当时没有人能买得起。后由南非的德兰士瓦地方当局用15万英镑收购,在1907年12月9日,为祝贺英王爱德华三世的生日而赠送给英国皇室了。

1908 年初,库利南被送到当时琢磨钻石最权威的城市荷兰的阿姆斯特丹,交给约·阿斯查尔公司加工,加工费8万英镑。由于原石太大,须要事先按计划打碎成若干小块。打碎它是一件极其困难的工作,因为如果研究不够或技术欠佳,这块巨大的宝石就会被打碎成一堆没有什么价值的小碎片。

打碎工作由荷兰著名工匠约·阿斯查尔进行。他用了几个星期的时间来研究库利南,按它的大小和形状造了一个玻璃模型,并设计了一套工具。他先用这些工具对玻璃模型试验,结果模型按照预想的要求被劈开。经过几天休息之后, 1908年2月10日,他和助手来到专门的工作室中,将库利南放在一个大钳子里紧紧钳住,然后将一根特制的钢楔放在它上面预先磨出的槽中。约·阿斯查尔用一根沉重的棍子敲击钢楔,“啪”的一声,库利南纹丝不动,钢楔却断了。阿斯查尔脸上淌着冷汗,在那紧张得像要爆炸的气氛中,他放上了第二根钢楔。再使劲地敲击一下,这一次,库利甫完全按照预定计划裂为两半,而阿斯查尔却昏倒在地板上了。

库利南被劈开后,由三个熟练的工匠,每天工作14小时,琢磨了8个月。一共磨成了9粒大钻石和96粒小钻石。这105粒钻石总重量1063.65克拉,为库利南原重量的 34.25%。由此可知,金刚石在加工成钻石后,重量损失很大。九较大钻石中最大的一粒名叫“非洲之星第Ⅰ”也就是“库利南1号”,重530.2克拉,为水滴形,琢磨了74个面。它也是现今世界上最大的钻石,镶在英国国王的权杖上。次大的一粒叫做“非洲之星第Ⅱ”,重317.4克拉,外观方形,磨有64个面。它是世界上第二大的钻石,现镶在英帝国王冠下方的正中。其它7粒重量分别为94.4、63.6、18.8、11.5、8.8、6.8及4.39克拉。

由库利南磨成的9粒大钻,全部归英国王室所有。其中“库利南第I”和“库利南第Ⅳ”,曾被镶在1911年制成的玛丽王后的王冠上,后又取下归王后收藏,王冠上则用水晶的复制品代替。1919年,在普列米尔矿山又找到一颗重达1500克拉的宝石金刚石。按重量为世界第三。它也是一个大晶体的碎块,并且颜色和库利南相似。因此有人认为它与库利南是同一个大晶体碎裂而成的,故这块金刚石没有给它取专门名字。

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Hustle第二季最后一集的知识点,顺手搜了放上来,发现又有某些“网络作家”的作品完全克隆了这一集的对话和场景,不是第一次了,从柯南到CSI到Hustle,大批的抄袭作品随手一抓一大把,鄙视啊鄙视。

Aug 19
  • C   is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.
  • C++   is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.
  • Java   is a family station wagon. It’s easy to drive, it’s not too fast, and you can’t hurt yourself.
  • C#   is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you’re never allowed to use the competitors’ products again.
  • Ocaml   is a very sexy European car. It’s not quite as fast as C, but it never breaks down, so you end up going further in less time. However, because it’s French, none of the controls are in the usual places.
  • Haskell   is an incredibly elegantly-designed and beautiful car, which is rumored to be able to drive over extremely strange terrain. The one time you tried to drive it, it didn’t actually drive along the road; instead, it made copies of itself and the road, with each successive copy of the road having the car a little further along. It’s supposed to be possible to drive it in a more conventional way, but you don’t know enough math to figure out how.

    [Monadic version:]Haskell   is not really a car; it’s an abstract machine in which you give a detailed description of what the process of driving would be like if you were to do it. You have to put the abstract machine inside another (concrete) machine in order to actually do any driving. You’re not supposed to ask how the concrete machine works. There is also a way to take multiple abstract machines and make a single abstract machine, which you can then give to the concrete machine to make multiple trips one after another.

  • Lisp   looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.
  • Prolog   is fully automatic: you tell it what your destination looks like, and it does all the driving for you. [Addendum from Paul Graham:] However, the effort required to specify most destinations is equivalent to the effort of driving there.
  • Perl   is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver’s manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl car, you won’t be able to drive anyone else’s.
  • Python   is a great beginner’s car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.
  • Smalltalk   is a small car originally designed for people who were just learning to drive, but it was designed so well that even experienced drivers enjoy riding in it. It doesn’t drive very fast, but you can take apart any part of it and change it to make it more like what you wanted it to be. One oddity is that you don’t actually drive it; you send it a message asking it to go somewhere and it either does or tells you that it didn’t understand what you were asking.
  • Ruby   is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better than the sum of the parts.
  • Erlang   is a fleet of cars that all cooperate to get you where you want to go. It takes practice to be able to drive with one foot in each of several cars, but once you learn how you can drive over terrain that would be very hard to navigate any other way. In addition, because you’re using so many cars, it doesn’t matter if a few of them break down.
  • Fortran   is a pretty primitive car; it’ll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.
  • Cobol   is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.
  • Forth   is a car you build yourself from a kit. Your car doesn’t have to look or behave like anyone else’s car. However, a Forth car will only go backwards.
  • Assembly Language   is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it’s running, but if you’re careful it can go like a bat out of hell.
  • Eiffel   is a car that includes a built-in driving instructor with a French accent. He will help you quickly identify and learn from your mistakes, but don’t you dare argue with him or he’ll insult you and throw you out of the car. [From Daniel Prager with some embellishments]
  • Mathematica   is a well-designed car that borrowed a lot from the Lisp car without giving it nearly the credit it deserved. It can solve equations to determine the most efficient way to get to the destination, but it costs a fortune. The designer of the car is rumored to be self-similar to a part of his own anatomy.

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Aug 16

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Aug 16

Browsing the internet leads you to find lots of funny and scary things. This is amongst the funniest and scariest. Long live the fine line between educational and downright creepy.

Here are some shots of the book.

What ever happened to “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish”?

p.s.
I don’t actually own this book, I just found the pictures in the vast universe we call the internet. Enjoy.

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Aug 13

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

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Aug 09

 may’ Daa jaHDI’ SuvwI’ juppu’ Daj lonbe

(When a warrior goes into battle, he does not abandon his friends)

tajwIj ‘oHbe’ chorlIj jeqbogh Dochvetlhe’e

(That is not my dagger protruding from your midsection)

QamuIs Heg qaq law’ lorvIs yInqaq puS

(Better to die on your feet than live on your knees)

pot’hbe’chug yay qatlh p”eghlu’

(If winning is not important, why keep score?)

bortaS blr jablu’Dl’reH QaQqu’nay’

(Revenge is a dish which is best served cold)

Duj HvoqtaH

(Always trust your instincts)

chop’a’

(Does it bite?)

qaStaH nuq jay

(What the @#$! is happening?!)

bljeghbe’chug vaj blHegh

(Surrender or die!)

ama’pu’ vljonta’ neH

(I wanted to capture prisoners!)

chuyDah yllaQ

(Fire the thrusters!)

Qapla’ Balth je’

(Honour and success)

tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh’e’

(Do you speak Klingon?)

nuq Daq ‘oH puchp”e’

(Where is the bathroom?)

yIvoq ‘ach lojm Itmey yISam

(Trust, but locate the doors)

rot yittmey ghom Hoch

(Everyone encounters Tribbles occasionally)

Hiq DasammeH tach yI’el

(To find ale, go into a bar)

nuq’neH

(What do you want?)

pIch vighajbe’

(It’s not my fault)

naDevvo’ yIghoS

(Go away!)

nuqjatlh

(What did you say?)

tlhIngan jIHbe’

(I am not a Klingon)

nuq Daq yuch Dapol

(Where do you keep the chocolate?)

jIyajbe

(I do not understand)

qaStaHnuq

(What happened?)

epetai-zana

(Honoured and exalted one)

bItu Hpa’ bIHeghjaja

(Death before shame)

teskas tal’tai-kleon

(Complements to a worthy opponent)

DaHjajaj QaQ Daghajjaj

(Have a nice day)

rauDaqj IQongn ISq”a’

(Do I NEED to sleep on the floor?)

toDwI’maj qoSyItIvqu’

(Merry Christmas!)

Dochvam vIDop net pIH’a’

(Am I supposed to eat this?)

DuSaQ vumghzchwIj Sopta; targwIj

(My targ ate my homework!)

Qapla’

(Success!)

qaleghnes

(I am honoured to see you)

jIjatlhpa’ jatlh Homvey

(The stars will talk before I will)

reH nay’meylIjyIn Dujablu’jaj

(may your dishes be always served alive)

HItlhejQo’neS

(Take a hike. Please. Sir.)

jIQum ‘ej jIHoH

(I communicate and I kill)

jachchoHmeH ‘Iwraj penaghtaH

(Mate until your blood screams)

choSuvchugh ‘oy’lIj Daghur neH

(Struggling only makes it hurt more)

naDev qaS wanl’ ramqu’

(There’s nothing happening here)

batlh Daqawlu’taH

(You will be rembered with honour!)

yIn nI’ je chep

(Live long and prosper)

veQDuj’oH Dujllj’e’

(Your ship is a garbage scow!)

Do’Ha’

(That is unfortunate)

Hijol

(Beam me aboard)

Dubotchugh yIpummoH

(If it`s in your way, knock it down)

batlh pothl law` yIn pothl puS

(Honour is more important than life)

bathl bIHeghjaj

(May you die well)

jeghbe` thlInganpu`

(Klingons do not surrender)

bomDI’ ‘IwwIj qaqaw

(The memory of you sings in my blood)

pujwI’ HIvlu’chugh quvbe’lu’

(There is no honour in attacking the weak)

bISovbejbe’DI’ tImer

(When in doubt, surprise them)

pop ‘oH ghob’e’

(Virtue is the reward)

reH ‘eb tu’lu’

(There is always a chance)

ghIj qet jaghmeyjaj

(May your enemies run with fear)

Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam

(It is a good day to die)

vay’ DaneHbogh yIchargh

(Conquer what you desire)

yIlop! wa’IeS chaq maHegh!

(Celebrate! Tomorrow we may die!)

naDev qaS wanl’ ramqu’

(Nothing’s happening)

jIwuQ

(I have a headache)

pa’jIHpu’be’

(I wasn’t there)

bIpIvHa’law’

(You seem unhealthy)

bImoHqu’

(You are very ugly)

qaSuj’a’

(Am I disturbing you?)

bIleSnIS

(You need a rest)

Bet’ala nog’tor

(Look at this)

Bosh-ta-jah Veridian

(Set course for Veridian?)

Cha Worf Toh’gah-nah lo Pre’tOk

(For he’s (Worf) a jolly good fellow)

tu maq Dagh cha doH boraq

(Which nobody can deny)

DaHjaj SuvwI”e’ jiH

(Today I am a warrior)

d’kar tel G’denna

(I want to see the blood running through your veins)

De-lak DOH!

(Take your stations!)

yIHarQo’! nepwI’ ghaH!

(Do not believe him! He is a liar!)

tlhIH ghIj jIHyoj

(I fear your judgement)

tIqwIj Sa’angnIS

(I must show you my heart)

SoS jIH batlh SoH

(Mother, I honor you)

Domach ‘a chIy ghoS ‘epagh

(Can you be a victor of the heart as well as the sword?)

ghIj ghet jaghmeyjaj

(May your enemies run in fear)

HIHIvqa’ may’ pequ’ moH

(The bile of the vanquished flows over my hands)

‘IStovIy chuch tlhIng nuq?

(Would you kill me too)

‘Iw bIQtIqDaq jIjaH

(I travel the river of blood)

jIbechrup may’ vIloS

(The battle is mine. I crave only the blood of the enemy)

jIH DoQ batlh

(I claim the honor)

jIqta’

(You have wounded me)

qoS toma ‘epaq qaver

(The day is not yet over)

meqlo boH qa mech

(I smell the burning of your blood)

paqIt pol

(If you don’t like it, don’t eat it!)

pIqar Durgh le vIraknIl

(You call this live?)

Qab jIH naghIl

(Face me if you dare)

teDoQ ruS qa mech-toH

(The fire is your doing)

buy’ ngop

(That’s great news!)

Hab SoSlI’ Quch!

(Your mother has a smooth forehead!)

qoSlIj DatIvjaj

(Happy birthday)

lojmIt yIpoSmoH!

(Open the door!)

yIDoghQo’

(Don’t be silly)

tujqu’choH QuQ

(The engine is overheating)

‘arlogh Qoylu’pu’?

(What time is it?)

bIyem’a’

(Will you sin?)

charghbej vIt

(The truth shall conquer)

reH nuHmey tu’lu’

(There are always weapons)

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Aug 09

1) They are Noisy
I am not saying that all of them are, I wasn’t, but the fact is that most of them will be constantly mouthing off about something. They have questions coming out the ass every day, day after day. No single thing is too small to be worthy of comment, no problem too insignificant to whine about, and then there’s the nagging. They nag. You give in once and after that they never let up.

2) Social Responsibility
You are not supposed to leave them alone for extended periods of time according to law, so you have a commitment to always providing people for them to be with, and sometimes to be with them yourself. You have to watch them in stores, keep them in sight wherever you are, and you absolutely cannot be mean to them in public for fear of winding up before a judge. How your child behaves will reflect directly upon you and your character. They say one curse word and people assume that you speak in Two Live Crew lyrics.

3) They Are an Economic Drain
Food, clothes, school-supplies, tuition, school-projects, toys, fast-food, prescriptions, not to mention having to pay for a large enough living space for two adults plus however many of them those two adults choose to have. If you rent, then there is always the potential of them destroying/something that you will have to pay for.

4) You Have to Teach them Things
You may or may not have figured this out: They are born knowing nothing. A blank slate. This means that you have years, possibly decades before they have anything insightful or interesting to say. But still, you will be a bad parent if you don’t listen to them. You are obligated to listen to all kinds of nonsensical irrelevant crap, all kinds of worthless interests and recaps of the Hannah Montana marathon they had on TV last weekend. You are obligated to tell them about life, sex, how to spend money, hygiene, calculus etc.

5) The TV Shows and Books you will have to Endure
A big part of knowing nothing is poor taste. Taste is a product of experience and therefore there will be a considerable length of time before they like things that make sense. You are obligated to read stories to them unless you want them whining about it when they grow up, you are also obligated to surrender at least one of the TVs in your house to the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon for several hours each day.

6) Their Friends
If your kids are normal they will at some point make friends, which means that you will not only have their presence to endure, but an assortment of other people’s failures as well. They will, perhaps, invite them home, at which point you may have to feed these other children, and endure their noise.

7) Constant Illness
Kids, especially when small, are walking petri-dishes. Nothing guarantees repeated stomach-flus, colds, and assorted random illnesses like being in the presence of a small child for hours at a time. Have a co-worker who is always sniffling or running to the bathroom? They either have a cocaine problem or they have a small child.

8)They Attract the Ill-Will of Strangers
Nothing in the world will get you more dirty looks than a poorly trained child. For some reason whole segments of the American population either have not yet had children, or will never have children, these people will not be sympathetic to your plight. Children to them are mere annoying strangers being inflicted upon them by you.

9)Once they are Born you are Pretty much Stuck with them
Under normal circumstances anyway. You don’t get to give them back, you don’t get to pass them on to somebody else short of going to prison or dying. If they are ugly or stupid, you will  have to endure them for a long time to come.

10) They are Ungrateful
Kids in America grow up with a sense of being entitled to good parenting, as if it were something they earned in a previous life and have now come to collect. No parent, however is good enough, and they usually cannot find it in themselves to see how much worse it could be. They feel entitled to your time, the contents of your wallet and the remote control. And what do they give back? Maybe you will get to see your grandkids every now and then, and maybe, just maybe, they will pick a good nursing home for you when you are too old to take care for yourself.

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