Feb 22
- Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条 - Staple your reports in the wrong corner
用钉书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角 - Put tape over the mouse optics
在光学鼠标上粘上胶带 - Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某个同事的显示器接线 - Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具 - Turn your earphones up all the way
从早到晚带着耳机 - Burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波炉爆爆米花 - “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治 - Turn up the beep volume of the copier
把复印机“哔”的音量放大 - Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
清空打印机/复印机的纸 - Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉 - Practice beat boxing
练习拳击 - Sing show tunes
唱舞台音乐剧 - Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”
在对方说再见之前挂断电话 - Slurp hot coffee during meetings
开会的时候出声地喝热咖啡 - Walk around the office barefooted
光脚在办公室里四处走 - Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空 - Misplace peoples pens
把人们的笔放错地方 - Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer
在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘 - Glue their mouse to the desk
把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上 - Leave an open can of tuna in their desk
在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头 - Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver
把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图，然后把这张图设成屏保 - Turn up the contrast on their monitor
把他们显示器的对比度调高 - Talk in a funny accent
用可笑的口音说话 - Use goofy event sounds for your programs
给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音 - Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!!” every time you get a new email
每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件” - Print out a phony pink slip and leave It in their mailbox
打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里 - Send flowers from one co-worker to another
借某同事之名送花给另一同事 - Start your car remotely when someone walk by it
有人经过的时候，远远的就把你的车发动起来 - Insist on people to have a great morning
坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨 - Leave hole punches all over
随处乱放打孔器 - Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans
把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头 - After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”
每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……” - Put salt on someone’s mouse pad
在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐 - Set a password on someone’s screensaver
给别人的屏保设置密码 - Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down
坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话 - Smirk when a co-worker walks by
在一个同事经过的时候傻笑 - Eat half of someone’s lunch
把别人的午餐吃掉一半 - Swap co-worker’s chairs
调换同事的椅子 - Fake stomach flu during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or four times
开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎，突然地离开三四次 - Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you
当同事和你讲话的时候死死盯住他们的眼睛 - Take all the ice out of the community freezer
把公用冷藏机里的冰都拿出来 - Listen to comedy tracks and laugh hysterically
听搞笑段子并歇斯底里的大笑 - Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator
离开电梯之前把所有楼层的按钮都按一遍 - Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection
对着电话发出咝咝的声音，说是信号不好 - Flip the left and right mouse button defaults
把默认的鼠标左右键倒装过来 - Take out the ball in the mouse
取出鼠标里的滚珠 - Eat sunflower seeds
吃瓜子 - Tell a long story without a point
讲一个冗长且毫无主题的故事 - Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week
告诉一个同事你更喜欢他们上一周时的头发 - Anonymously send flowers to a random co-worker
匿名送花给随便哪一位同事 - Bring Cheetos for food days
在食物交流日上带来的是Cheetos牌的零食 - Drag your feet when you walk down the halls
拖着脚走过大厅 - Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom
惊叫你的同事出洗手间时没洗手 - Eat stinky foods when you have lunch at your desk
午饭时在你的桌上吃些臭烘烘的食物 - Practice drumming on your desk
在桌子上练习敲鼓 - Use too many paper clips
用超多回形针 - Fill out your time sheets incorrectly
填错你的工作时间表 - Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone
给你的手机设一个烦人的铃声 - Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers
给同事转发连锁信和别的垃圾邮件 - Express your political views at length
长篇大论你的政治观点 - Whisper loudly
大声吹口哨 - Come to work sick
生病也来上班 - Drink the last cup of coffee without making a new pot
喝掉最后一杯咖啡，且不添一壶新的 - Answer your mobile during meetings
开会的时候接电话 - Stand over someone while they are on the phone
别人接电话的时候站在旁边监听 - Sneak up behind someone
从后面突然吓别人 - Mess with the thermostat
乱按一番调温器 - Give everyone a pistol wink when they walk by
冲每个经过的人作手枪射击状 - Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone
把某人电话音量逐渐调低 - Leave unusual print outs on the printer
在打印机旁留几张特殊的打印件 - Throw out other people’s prints
把别人的打印件扔掉 - Juggle office supplies
在办公室供给品上做手脚 - Write all your memos on bright colored paper
把你所有的备忘录写在颜色刺眼的纸上 - Be overly nice to people
对人过分的亲热 - Hide whiteboard erasers
藏起白板擦 - Chew gum whie talking on the phone
讲电话时嚼口香糖 - Regularly update everyone on the current weather
定时给每个人汇报当前天气 - Read your emails aloud
大声读你的email - Leave the fridge open
不关冰箱门 - Shake up cans of pop in the fridge
把冰箱里的汽水瓶摇一遍 - Leave fingerprints on the copier glass
在打印机的玻璃上留下指印 - Whistle all day long
从早到晚吹口哨 - Wear too much cologne/perfume
撒过多的香水 - Type loudly
很响地敲键盘 - Wear bright colored clothes
穿颜色刺眼的衣服 - Give everyone a nickname from a TV show
拿电视剧里的名字给每个人起外号 - Do the sneaky walk around the office
在办公室里鬼鬼祟祟的走 - Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice
向别的隔断张望，等着有人抬起头来注意到 - Use the intercom and page yourself
擅自使用内部电话和记录 - Swap the regular and decaf coffee
对换普通咖啡和无糖咖啡 - Hide the sugar and creamer
把咖啡里加的糖和奶藏起来 - Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation
用大写字母写email，并且用n多标点 - Refer to your garbage can as your in-box
称你的垃圾桶为收件箱 - Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices
在别人办公室天花板上粘铅笔 - Throw a bouncy ball in your office
在办公室里扔弹力球 - Tell the same story over and over
一个故事翻来覆去的讲 - Imitate regular sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mouse click
模仿诸如打开光驱，关门，或者点击鼠标的声音 - Talk to your monitor as if it was a person
把你的显示器当成人一样对其讲话 - Schedule meetings at 4:00pm
把会议的时间定在下午4点 - Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you
有人过来要和你说话的时候，大声对着你戴的耳机讲话。
声明：使用这些方法时请自行承担风险。对于之后所发生的一切–不论是发生在你，你的隔间，还是你的车上–本人概不承担任何责任。
